I'm half-Jill

[hawkeyowa]

Finding himself bored again, Jack has done yet another meme to pass the time seeing as how all the work outside is done and it's just going to be a blazing inferno outside today. So what better to do than fill out random, mostly useless things that may or may not melt your brain! All while having a ferret sleep over one shoulder and wake up only to sneeze on you. Ah yes, what better life can there be?

Your Nonstopstates Life! by Cake
Your name
Favorite animal?
Your favorite food?
Won't this be fun~?	Oh yes~ ;DUmm.....???NO!Probably not, but I'm taking it anyways...Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?[Option for sane people goes here]
Username
Your best friend is	snowyalyeska
You get bullied by	badgerbadassus
You have a crush on	perpetua_gem
But you go out with ____ instead	metasequoia
Who hates you?	danielboonefvr
Who has a crush on you?	mistersippi
Who fails at education?	urba_aeterna
Eventually you fall madly in love with	sunflower_state
You two get married and have a lovely honeymoon in	Albany
But you avoid this capitol like the plague...	Santa Fe
You two settle down and have this many kids	7
But suddenly you are swept off your feet by	keystone_kidd
Who catches you cheating?	ihatethesooners
They tell your spouse and he/she	shrugs it off
You are kicked out and move in with	thefirststate
He/She-	Treats you like a god/goddess
You rebound and have a nice relationship with	coffee_octopus
How do you die?	The Axis powers come back!
Who will miss you the most?	mazama_wizard
Who doesn't show up to your funeral?	il_se_souvient
Who secretly planned your death this whole time?	arcansaw