005: Let your body get a tolerance
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hawkeyowa[Oh, such boredom to be experienced today. It's just been one of those days where there's nothing better to do than sit around in your pajamas and do close to nothing (unless naps count for any productivity points). Seeking to at least get some work in today, he grabs a pen and paper and does...stuff.]
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
A little bit boring, quiet, so on so forth. Only time it was ever "exciting" was when I lived with Gabe for two years. Sad thing is, I don't remember half of it. I wonder why that is?
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
The Civil War. It wasn't worth the time, the effort, or the morbid statistics.
3. Would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Mortal, blissfully peaceful life, certainly. Why in the world would you want to live forever if you were miserable anyway?
4. Say, how much do you weigh?
160, give or take. But judging by the way I've been laying around lately, probably more than that.
5. Have you ever loved and lost?
Well, yeah. A few different times. Nothing to be all emotional over.
6. Oh, no! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
I'llrun like a little girl punch his lights out.
7. Tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without?
Well, I don't know actually. Um, does a ferret count? I'm pretty attached to her.
9. Tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets.
I'm sitting right behind you as you're reading this. Muahahaha.
10. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
I listen to a little bit everything, no lies. I can play the guitar (acoustic and electric, but I like the acoustic better) and drums. That's it.
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
That feeling after you lose feeling in your feet and after you get the 'pins and needles' sensation when you can't walk for a good minute because your leg feels like it's turned into gelatin. I hate that.
12. Finish the statement, Art is...
Pretty damn awesome.
13. Finish the statement, Sex is...
...something people do sometimes? I dunno.
14. Quick! Write a poem!
I'm watching TV,
there is a man on a horse.
He has shot someone.
(Saddest attempt at haiku ever.)
15. What is your favorite word?
Convoluted.
16. What is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can breakdance (for no other reason than I had a lot of time to learn how).
17. Speak any other languages?
French, German (I need to dust it off though), a little of each Scandinavian language, and a few tribal dialects.
18. What is your nationality?
French, German, Scandinavian (too lazy to put them all down), Native American
19. Pick: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Canned peas. Asparagus is kind of gross if you don't make it right.
20. What scares you the most?
Deep water.
21. What was the worst emotional experience for you? (With another person)
Honestly, I can't remember.
22. What is your favorite fruit, and your favorite veggie? Why?
Favorite fruit? Definitely apples. And do I really need to name my favorite vegetable? Honestly?
23. Best sexual experience?
Hasn't happened yet.
24. What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
That I love the whole world. Boom-de-yada.
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1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
A little bit boring, quiet, so on so forth. Only time it was ever "exciting" was when I lived with Gabe for two years. Sad thing is, I don't remember half of it. I wonder why that is?
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
The Civil War. It wasn't worth the time, the effort, or the morbid statistics.
3. Would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Mortal, blissfully peaceful life, certainly. Why in the world would you want to live forever if you were miserable anyway?
4. Say, how much do you weigh?
160, give or take. But judging by the way I've been laying around lately, probably more than that.
5. Have you ever loved and lost?
Well, yeah. A few different times. Nothing to be all emotional over.
6. Oh, no! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
I'll
7. Tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without?
Well, I don't know actually. Um, does a ferret count? I'm pretty attached to her.
9. Tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets.
I'm sitting right behind you as you're reading this. Muahahaha.
10. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
I listen to a little bit everything, no lies. I can play the guitar (acoustic and electric, but I like the acoustic better) and drums. That's it.
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
That feeling after you lose feeling in your feet and after you get the 'pins and needles' sensation when you can't walk for a good minute because your leg feels like it's turned into gelatin. I hate that.
12. Finish the statement, Art is...
Pretty damn awesome.
13. Finish the statement, Sex is...
...something people do sometimes? I dunno.
14. Quick! Write a poem!
I'm watching TV,
there is a man on a horse.
He has shot someone.
(Saddest attempt at haiku ever.)
15. What is your favorite word?
Convoluted.
16. What is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can breakdance (for no other reason than I had a lot of time to learn how).
17. Speak any other languages?
French, German (I need to dust it off though), a little of each Scandinavian language, and a few tribal dialects.
18. What is your nationality?
French, German, Scandinavian (too lazy to put them all down), Native American
19. Pick: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Canned peas. Asparagus is kind of gross if you don't make it right.
20. What scares you the most?
Deep water.
21. What was the worst emotional experience for you? (With another person)
Honestly, I can't remember.
22. What is your favorite fruit, and your favorite veggie? Why?
Favorite fruit? Definitely apples. And do I really need to name my favorite vegetable? Honestly?
23. Best sexual experience?
Hasn't happened yet.
24. What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
That I love the whole world. Boom-de-yada.
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