There is only one way to become a hero
Oct. 17th, 2009 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hawkeyowaIowa resists combatants with a terrible sword that can force enemies to freeze in place, however only against a goat.
[A...goat? I mean, the sword sounds cool, but a GOAT?]
He also has mastered the ability to take control of sound and bend it to his will and he wields a death-dealing collection of talons.
[It's why I'm the Hawkeye State, gosh darnit.]
Iowa has the power to communicate with foxes with gestures and he possesses the power to tunnel through solid titanium. Additionally, he is protected from damage by a illusion-like hide and he has learned to force computers to run home and cry to mama.
[Computers have a mother? But cool! Foxes! And tunneling through titanium sounds pretty rad, not gonna lie.]
Iowa wades into combat wielding an explosive tentacle that also grants an unbelievable knack at fighting in the dark and he is able to confuse the fears of a foe.
[EXPLOSIVE TENTACLE! YESSSSS!]
He can create adamantium out of thin air and he developed the talent to erase the memories of others.
[...Am I like Wolverine?]
Iowa has been known to deflect fireballs and he has a reputation for a magnificent endurance. Also, he can spin like a whirlwind and he can launch death rays from his stinger against a series of opponents.
[As awesome as that sounds, my only question is...where is my death ray stinger on my body?]
Tragically, Iowa is deathly afraid of wolves.
[GASP! I can't go to the zoo anymore.]
[A...goat? I mean, the sword sounds cool, but a GOAT?]
He also has mastered the ability to take control of sound and bend it to his will and he wields a death-dealing collection of talons.
[It's why I'm the Hawkeye State, gosh darnit.]
Iowa has the power to communicate with foxes with gestures and he possesses the power to tunnel through solid titanium. Additionally, he is protected from damage by a illusion-like hide and he has learned to force computers to run home and cry to mama.
[Computers have a mother? But cool! Foxes! And tunneling through titanium sounds pretty rad, not gonna lie.]
Iowa wades into combat wielding an explosive tentacle that also grants an unbelievable knack at fighting in the dark and he is able to confuse the fears of a foe.
[EXPLOSIVE TENTACLE! YESSSSS!]
He can create adamantium out of thin air and he developed the talent to erase the memories of others.
[...Am I like Wolverine?]
Iowa has been known to deflect fireballs and he has a reputation for a magnificent endurance. Also, he can spin like a whirlwind and he can launch death rays from his stinger against a series of opponents.
[As awesome as that sounds, my only question is...where is my death ray stinger on my body?]
Tragically, Iowa is deathly afraid of wolves.
[GASP! I can't go to the zoo anymore.]
