004: Release the hounds! [IC | Open]

[hawkeyowa]

Stuck to random surfaces around HQ and taped on doors all over are flyers, hastily typed up and scribbled on. At the source of it all is one very worried Iowan. He'll just be dashing around the place with a huge butterfly net and binoculars, like it'll help. You can all thank Gabe's drunkenness for the shenanigans about to take place.



[ooc: Yep, Mitch and Maddie have been set free (along with Lou's doggie, Jake). Feel free to join the hunt, or just sit around and watch what should be fun times. 8Db]

Comments

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Uh, German Shepherd husky mix. He's huge so he's hard ta miss.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

[Shudders. He no longer has a crow to worry about, but big dogs still make him nervous.]

Does he bite?

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Uh, not so much. He'll lick you to death before he bites you.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

[Knowing Iowa, these are lies.]

If you say so...

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

I say so. Maddie'll bite you before Mitch ever would. He's an animal herder, not a K-9 unit dog.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

Well I can kick a ferret across the room if I had to, can't say the same for a dog.

Don't be a jerk.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

You kick my ferret and I kill you.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

I'll only do it if she tries to take a chunk out of my leg. Can't blame me for that.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

I'll take a chunk out of your leg if you try anything.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

You're the one who trained her to bite me!

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

It was in self-defense! Who knows if you randomly decide to invade me using stench-power or whatever it is you have brewing in Gary.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

[Lifts his arm. Smiles.]

Oh yeah?

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

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Good lord, Indy. I don't want to know what's making that.

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

[Giggling, goes in for the kill. Right in your face, oh jeeze.]

Prolly all the refineries and steel mills. Plus the pollution and whatnot.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

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That is foul! Wash your freakin' pits!

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

[Rub rub.]

No matter how hard I scrub, and how much soap I use, it don't help none. Believe me, I've tried.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

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Ya ever see a doctor for that?

[hoosier-state.livejournal.com]

Naw. I don't go to the doctor unless it's life-or-death. Even then...

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

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It's life-or-death for people around you, that's fer sure.