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Jack Ellis ([personal profile] hawkeyowa) wrote2009-09-21 07:52 pm

005: Let your body get a tolerance

[Oh, such boredom to be experienced today. It's just been one of those days where there's nothing better to do than sit around in your pajamas and do close to nothing (unless naps count for any productivity points). Seeking to at least get some work in today, he grabs a pen and paper and does...stuff.]

1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
A little bit boring, quiet, so on so forth. Only time it was ever "exciting" was when I lived with Gabe for two years. Sad thing is, I don't remember half of it. I wonder why that is?

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
The Civil War. It wasn't worth the time, the effort, or the morbid statistics.

3. Would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Mortal, blissfully peaceful life, certainly. Why in the world would you want to live forever if you were miserable anyway?

4. Say, how much do you weigh?
160, give or take. But judging by the way I've been laying around lately, probably more than that.

5. Have you ever loved and lost?
Well, yeah. A few different times. Nothing to be all emotional over.

6. Oh, no! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
I'll run like a little girl punch his lights out.

7. Tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

8. Who is the one person you cannot live without?
Well, I don't know actually. Um, does a ferret count? I'm pretty attached to her.

9. Tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets.
I'm sitting right behind you as you're reading this. Muahahaha.

10. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
I listen to a little bit everything, no lies. I can play the guitar (acoustic and electric, but I like the acoustic better) and drums. That's it.

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
That feeling after you lose feeling in your feet and after you get the 'pins and needles' sensation when you can't walk for a good minute because your leg feels like it's turned into gelatin. I hate that.

12. Finish the statement, Art is...
Pretty damn awesome.

13. Finish the statement, Sex is...
...something people do sometimes? I dunno.

14. Quick! Write a poem!
I'm watching TV,
there is a man on a horse.
He has shot someone.
(Saddest attempt at haiku ever.)

15. What is your favorite word?
Convoluted.

16. What is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can breakdance (for no other reason than I had a lot of time to learn how).

17. Speak any other languages?
French, German (I need to dust it off though), a little of each Scandinavian language, and a few tribal dialects.

18. What is your nationality?
French, German, Scandinavian (too lazy to put them all down), Native American

19. Pick: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Canned peas. Asparagus is kind of gross if you don't make it right.

20. What scares you the most?
Deep water.

21. What was the worst emotional experience for you? (With another person)
Honestly, I can't remember.

22. What is your favorite fruit, and your favorite veggie? Why?
Favorite fruit? Definitely apples. And do I really need to name my favorite vegetable? Honestly?

23. Best sexual experience?
Hasn't happened yet.

24. What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
That I love the whole world. Boom-de-yada.
005:

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
He settles next to him.
Whatcha workin' on?

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
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Just one of these. Nothin' big. []

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
He looks down at it.
Oh... another one a' 'em thin's.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, got nothin' better to do. ]

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... tha's not good... Bu' 'm sure i's fine. Ferrets hold up pretty well.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'specially her. But 'm still worried. It's like if my kid went missing or something.

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
He nods.
Yeah... Wan' ta look for her.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I tried, but that's the thing with ferrets. When they don't wanna be found, ya can't find 'em. I mean, this place is huge and there's so many rooms she could've gotten into...

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
He nods.
Ya got a point... Bu' 'm sure she's fine darlin'.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I hope so.

But, hey, no use dwellin' much on it. 'Least I got my dog back! ...Even if there's a couple five or six going to follow behind in a few months.

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
He nods.
Yeah... i's somethin'. He blinks...
Yer dogs pregnant?

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, Lou's dog is. I didn't know Jake was a girl. So Mitch here's gonna be a dad. []

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
He blinks.
Oh... damn. He chuckles.
Well tha's awesome. Puppies would be nice.

[ooc walmart run \o/]

Blah, I need more smiling icons. :|

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so Mitch kinda did the thing dogs do and voila!
But hey, ya gotta admit, those puppies are gonna be adorable.

[identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
He chuckled.
'm sure they will.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looking over his shoulder, reading this. He has now reverted to mostly normal now. ]

Well, ya see -- ya learned a lot from me like how to swim... Ya didn't do a very good job at it.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[]

Gabe, tossin' me in the water and expectin' me to know how to swim isn't learning.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Normal as in he is no longer a loony 24/7. ]

Well, now I know! Sven and Lena learned just fine...

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
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That's them. They have a ton of lakes and stuff. Me? Not so much.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Damn straight it is. ]

I didn't let you drown! And I taught ya some basics...I think. Unless ya learned 'em from Crawford or Lou.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, Vince wouldn't have bothered with me. Lou taught me how to get out of a flood current, at least.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This wasn't 'bout getting out a flood current though, this was teachin' ya how to swim!

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Either way, I can't remember most of what happened when I lived with you and I still can't swim.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cause a lot of times ya got sick. I don't think ya would want to remember, but I gave ya a drink and ya got all better.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Not too much, but every so often ya got hurt too...

Brandy.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So... I can't remember two years of my life, coincidentally spent at your place, but apparently didn't drink enough to wipe my memory?

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know.

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, que sera sera.

[]

So how have you been?

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Nothin' much, just... got out of a slump. For obvious reasons... 'cause on Sunday, ya know?


Otherwise, just collectin' things!

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
A slump?

Oh, what'cha collecting?

1/2

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

The Packers ... lost.

2/2

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mood whiplash! ] Oh, just information 'ere and there ya know? About Headquarters, keepin' a map!

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[]

Oh, yeah, Shin and I tried to do that awhile back. I kinda did my own mapping, a little bit.

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Fava beans aren't good though, ya know...? [ Did he catch it? Did he ignore it? Image ] But that's okay, we will do better next time.

[ His eye briefly twitches at hearing the name Shinji. But he continues to talk. ] Ah, yeah, I got a map from that...

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[]

Oh, well if ya need anything else, I'm open for adventuring!

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I'll see if I can come along 'nother time, I've been keepin' a lot of notes and I need a ton of information - cause I really want to get out of here. Ya know?

[identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can understand. But yeah, any time ya need help!

1/2

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
... I shouldn't be surprised ya said that, but if ya don't mind it, I suppose that's all right~

[identity profile] badgerbadassus.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...ya...want to continue talkin'?