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(ooc ^^; I thought this was way too funny. X3)

iowa is not flat (You bet I'm not!)
iowa is all about
iowa is laboratory for federal role in building
iowa is good for the state's economy
iowa is just a click away
iowa is launching a search for a new dean for
iowa is ready (For EVERYTHING.)
iowa is helping the iowa dnr
iowa is cooperative (Iowa is the US's uke. We know. ._.)
iowa is known nationally for its hospitals and
iowa is your window to beautiful skin (O_O)
iowa is a place where troops and
iowa is committed to its
iowa is the egg capital (Yay! Something else to be proud of!)
iowa is really quite flat when you stop and consider it (I thought you just said I wasn't! X<)
iowa is honoring retired pastors
iowa is really good (Awww! Thank you!)
iowa is not (What is it with these contradictions!?)
iowa is the largest ford dealer
iowa is a used car dealer (C'mon down to Big Jack's! We got the finest crappy rusted cars in the state!)
iowa is earmarked to receive 1
iowa is real but they reject male baptists without the penis (WHAT?!)
iowa is seeking qualified applicants for the position
iowa is on the rise
iowa is interested in
iowa is interested
iowa is a great place for rock 'n rollers
iowa is better than its record indicates (Oh you should have seen us before.)
iowa is cool (8D Aw yeah.)
iowa is having its 125th anniversary (Happy birthday to me!)
iowa is a family matter (It's srs bznss)
iowa is laboratory for federal role in building schools
iowa is a monthly email newsletter
iowa is good for the state's economy by capturing one of iowa's most bountiful natural resources
iowa is now one of the leading states in the nation for wind power
iowa is a diverse region
iowa is a bellwether of
iowa is launching a search for a new dean for the college of medicine
iowa is helping the iowa dnr's wildlife bureau protect prairie along waterman creek
iowa is cooperative effort
iowa is a set of classes in the ruby programming language designed to vastly facilitate the development of applications with html interfaces
iowa is a place where troops and researchers have found common ground
iowa is committed to its responsibility to enable students to become educated persons
iowa is 310 miles long and 200 miles wide (D: OMG I'm fat.)
iowa is one of the foremost farming states in the united states (._. That's not obvious.)
iowa is an acronymn (For what, pray tell?)
iowa is honoring retired pastors throughout the year 2002
iowa is so neat (Gee! That's nifty!)
iowa is in
iowa is centrally located in the heart of north america (Without us, you would DIE.)
iowa is really good by tj on 2/27/02 at 10
iowa is not a state of the union (D: WHY?)
iowa is not known to have received any threatening letters or packages in the mail (That's cause we're nice. :3)
iowa is real but they reject (I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.)
iowa is located in the northern part of the central united states
iowa is for lovers (Making out in corn fields and everything.)
iowa is seeking qualified applicants for the position of county engineer
iowa is in region vii
iowa is committed to the principle of equality of opportunity for all persons
iowa is a technological resource for the state of iowa
iowa is where metal is made (Both the elemental and musical variety!)
iowa is a special place to visit (Why? Because NOTHING HAPPENS.)
iowa is located in iowa city (I thought it was the other way around. O.o)
iowa is to provide advocacy
iowa is the advocate voice for over 80
iowa is 7 (D: Omigod, I'm so young.)
iowa is the only state whose east and west borders are 100% formed by water (Coooool!)
iowa is electing its governor in 2002; incumbent democrat tom vilsack is a candidate for re
iowa is my state of legal residence (We have a problem with illegal immigrants you know.)
iowa is all about prevention (Pesticide, births, growth hormones, living... You know how we roll.)
iowa is ranked number one in corn production (HELL YEAH!)
iowa is kept
iowa is interested in imap
iowa is also home of the 2001 college national debate tournament champions (It's way better than the Rose Bowl!)
iowa is the garden spot of the corn belt this year (See? We have more than just corn!)
iowa is located on the shores of one of iowa's natural lakes and offers a comprehensive educational adventure
iowa is an affirmative action/equal opportunity employer
iowa is an affirmative action and equal opportunity employer; women and minorities are encouraged to apply
iowa is riding in the combine
iowa is low (To the winnnndooooow, to the waaaaaal!)
iowa is better than its record indicates by steve batterson
iowa is the land of inspiration (It inspires you to paint pictures of corn and write about corn!)
iowa is the state’s building chapter of the associated general contractors of america
iowa is the ideal western american young woman (And apparently gender change!)
iowa is a university with a rich heritage
iowa is to preserve and improve the quality of life sustained by programs and services of not
iowa is far from alone in grappling with lower
iowa is the only one of the fifty american states that has a name which begins with two vowels (8D Can't beat that man.)
iowa is consistently mentioned at or near the top of the list of the best states to hunt pheasants and central iowa is traditionally considered one of the best (Oooo! We hunt too!)
iowa is
iowa is a place where cultural workers can be financially successful and are recognized as a significant part of the
iowa is the fiscal agent for the grant
iowa is proud to announce that nancy shannon of long grove is the recipient of the ed lehner award
iowa is mired in 44th place among the states' policy climates for small business and entrepreneurship
iowa is ranked 15th in the concentration of biotechnology companies in the united states (See? I'm not stupid!)
iowa is the only state with a name that starts with two vowels

jackson is watching (Yeah, you better watch out.)
jackson is back
jackson is the next debian project leader
jackson is the
jackson is the ringmaster
jackson is secret ingredient to 'formula 51' success
jackson is wrong (Am not!)
jackson is cfl player of week
jackson is all smiles after
jackson is irish historian (I'm a lot of things, but Irish isn't one of them.)
jackson is a non
jackson is art guffaw
jackson is site's major investor
jackson is
jackson is 40 (That's certainly debatable.)
jackson is born
jackson is top pick in wnba draft
jackson is sad journey coming to a close (D: Nooo!)
jackson is $300 per participant
jackson is gone (-_- I'm right here.)
jackson is a real
jackson is with you" a civil war era limited edition collectors
jackson is blowing smoke (Not at the moment.)
jackson is country (Well, I live there. I wouldn't say I am, though.)
jackson is expected to tell shaq he can't wait too long before
jackson is hollywood's 24th most
jackson is one of the leading proponents of alternative
jackson is her ancestor
jackson is running a scam (O.o Darn, they caught on.)
jackson is only the beginning
jackson is a no
jackson is with you (All the time.)
jackson is still a werewolf (Grrr.)
jackson is one of bowling
jackson is the man (8D You better believe it.)
jackson is out of control' (o___o)
jackson is a punter of screenarts
jackson is trying to figure out how to put eowyn in a
jackson is getting married (D: I'm not even dating anyone!)
jackson is a freak (That's not very nice.)
jackson is functional
jackson is beautiful (Aw, thank you.)
jackson is humiliated by his own amicus members
jackson is a real estate
jackson is the newly appointed ceo of the education (TOLD YOU I'm not stupid.)
jackson is soooooooo sexy (:D Thanks!)
jackson is featured in "bulding big"
jackson is alright
jackson is born june 13 (Nooo I wasn't.)
jackson is just too taxin' (I think I tax fairly, thank you.)
jackson is being celebrated yet again (My excellence is too hard to ignore.)
jackson is overturned on appeal as soon as possible
jackson is sexy (Well my goodness. I seem to be well-liked!)
jackson is watching russ rowen
jackson is president of rpi
jackson is black now (O_O)
jackson is not "weird" (You tell 'em!)
jackson is leaving sony music
jackson is the ringmaster jason mellor monday july 29
jackson is secret ingredient to 'formula 51' success by jack garner gannett news service
jackson is wrong record companies are increasingly being attacked by their most influential talent
jackson is the real deal on a poorly coached team
jackson is unbelievable (I just blow your mind, don't I?)
jackson is 'invincible' (Heck yes.)
jackson is cfl player of week august 28
jackson is all smiles after winning the men's 110m hurdles final
jackson is happy to be playing
jackson is born by marcus errico apr 3
jackson is in his second year coaching wideouts at
jackson is the greatest entertainer ever (Well, I can juggle.)
jackson is named associate dean of research
jackson is a extremely
jackson is site's major investor pop star michael jackson is a major investor in newly released
jackson is bad on rookies" by jon finkel / july 18
jackson is environmentally unfriendly (D: I'm very environmentally friendly!)
jackson is superstitious about the numbers 7 and 1998 (They get me every time. 1998 was the worst year ever.)
jackson is deadlocked with auerbach with nine titles and next year's quest will certainly be the biggest
jackson is top pick in wnba draft wnba draft list first round 1
jackson is sad journey coming to a close by detroit news staff reports and wire services bench masters
jackson is a big fat idiot by thomas c greene in washington posted (First you call me sexy and then this?!)
jackson is nude (When I take a shower, yes I am.)
jackson is gone compiled by
jackson is with you"
jackson is the real deal
jackson is a way of life (Jackson-ism is awesome. Do it.)
jackson is expected to tell shaq he can't wait too long before deciding how to treat his toe
jackson is hollywood's 24th most powerful (Mafia lord?)
jackson is to play poe in a new movie
jackson is one of the leading proponents of alternative & complementary medicine in the uk today
jackson is a big freak (I am not!)
jackson is running a scam evote
jackson is only the beginning exclusive commentary by rev
jackson is with you by don troiani
jackson is with you" by don troiani battle of cedar mountain
jackson is a dad again (O_o I don't have any kids to begin with.)
jackson is it scary? there's a ghost out in the hall theirs a goul beneath the bed now it's coming through the walls now
jackson is out of control' black leader prepares for 'national day of repudiation' of rainbow/push leader by julie foster
jackson is trying to figure out how to put eowyn in a wet t
jackson is alive (That is indeed true.)
jackson is a madman (That is indeed not true.)
jackson is getting married" i can see it all right now his mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife and i wonder if
jackson is a
jackson is functional insanity (;_; I don't like this.)
jackson is the county seat of teton county and the only incorporated municipality in the county
jackson is the best guard in country
jackson is humiliated by his own amicus members the attempt by the right wing leadership in the pcs civil servants' union to overthrow democracy has
jackson is among the top 3 realtors in wilmington
jackson is an american hero (IOWA FTW!)
jackson is the world's leading consumer (I'd go with 'leading producer' actually.)
jackson is a household name
jackson is featured in the episode on dams
jackson is dead (No. ><)
jackson is well traveled would be an understatement
jackson is in it
jackson is "desperate" (I have no need.)
jackson is unbelievable
jackson is
jackson is wrong (D: About what?)
jackson is still a ratings thriller
jackson is ready to take a ride
jackson is 'clumsy and
jackson is 'clumsy and desperate' (I feel so insulted today.)
jackson is right (Theeere we go.)
jackson is watching
jackson is the next debian project leader
jackson is president of rpi
jackson is sweeps' dream
jackson is back
jackson is a loony (My mental health is perfect, thanks.)
jackson is the real deal on a poorly coached team
jackson is born
jackson is named associate dean of research
jackson is us ratings thriller
jackson is all smiles after
jackson is fast
jackson is already looking
jackson is art guffaw
jackson is boos
jackson is a pedophile? (O_______________O)
jackson is dumbass (DX)
jackson is a non
jackson is the king of pop (As long as I'm not confused with scary people with a similar last name, then yes I am.)
jackson is irish historian
jackson is beautiful
jackson is still not done forging his 'rings'
jackson is the
jackson is the ringmaster
jackson is the share to buy now
jackson is a wierd mo
jackson is blowing smoke
jackson is $300 per participant
jackson is with you" a civil war era limited edition collectors
jackson is environmentally unfriendly
jackson is right coach
jackson is gone
jackson is with you
jackson is god (I wouldn't go to that level, but whatever floats your boat.)
jackson is cma’s big winner
jackson is country
jackson is one of the leading proponents of alternative
jackson is loosing it
jackson is going
jackson is an awesome receiver
jackson is the man
jackson is one of bowling
jackson is a punter of screenarts
jackson is out of control'
jackson is a real
jackson is a
jackson is black??? 
jackson is a trojan (I'm not even Greek or a form of birth control!)
jackson is running a scam
jackson is getting married
jackson is it scary? lyrics
jackson is a disgraced man who (This is quite bipolar about what it thinks, no?)
jackson is my god
jackson is loser of the year (-crawls into a hole-)
jackson is her ancestor
jackson is functional
jackson is a freak
jackson is most expensive place to live
jackson is the newly appointed ceo of the education
jackson is a real estate
jackson is "desperate"
jackson is wrong record companies are increasingly being attacked by their most influential talent
jackson is not "weird"
jackson is totally inocent he could have anyone not a snoty nosed kid
jackson is 'clumsy and desperate' julia day monday february 10
jackson is right user comment on article
jackson is watching russ rowen
jackson is 'devastated'
jackson is creepy
jackson is not wacko (Someone finally gets it!)
jackson is born by marcus errico apr 3
jackson is released on epic records
jackson is cah
jackson is all smiles after winning the men's 110m hurdles final
jackson is already looking forward to last of `rings' trilogy by douglas j
jackson is a extremely
jackson is beautiful posted by dav at 2002 july 12 03
jackson is beautiful i have heard and read so many negtive things about michael and i'm sick of it
jackson is still not done forging his 'rings' by jack mathews of the new york daily news
jackson is the ringmaster jason mellor monday july 29
jackson is back michael jackson revient plus fort que jamais dans une interview exclusive accordée au célèbre journaliste anglais martin bashir (Je ne parle!)
jackson is one weird mo
jackson is bad on rookies" by jon finkel / july 18
jackson is with you"
jackson is right coach friday december 27
jackson is gone compiled by
jackson is god the new extended edition
jackson is the real deal
jackson is one of the leading proponents of alternative & complementary medicine in the uk today
jackson is a big freak
jackson is loosing it' from
jackson is an awesome receiver by max emfinger date
jackson is still indulging in "sleep (I wish I could get more of it.)
jackson is leaving sony music
jackson is out of control' black leader prepares for 'national day of repudiation' of rainbow/push leader by julie foster © 2000 worldnetdaily
jackson is it scary? there's a ghost out in the hall theirs a goul beneath the bed now it's coming
jackson is a realtor in wilmington
jackson is the county seat of teton county and the only incorporated municipality in the county
jackson is a big fat idiot by thomas c greene in washington posted
jackson is black??? michael jackson accuses sony music of being racist
jackson is a trojan by pacwestfootball
jackson is running a scam evote
jackson is getting married" i can see it all right now his mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife and i wonder if
jackson is a disgraced man who shouldn't be preaching
jackson is loser of the year 24/12/2002 08
jackson is functional insanity
jackson is a fucking (Such words!)
jackson is most expensive place to live in wyoming

8D

Date: 2009-06-17 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosier-state.livejournal.com
You really can't trust what that that stupid thing says anyway. Don't worry about it.

Date: 2009-06-17 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com
"Yeah, that's true. I mean, according to some things on it, you make better pork loins than I do! Yeah, can't trust it." -shakes head-

Date: 2009-06-17 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosier-state.livejournal.com
That's because I do. They don't call it the World Famous Hoosier Breaded Pork Tenderloin for nothing.

Date: 2009-06-17 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com
"I have to disagree. Our tenderloins are WAY better and just because you have more searches on that...Google thing means absolutely nothing."

Date: 2009-06-17 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosier-state.livejournal.com
There's prolly only one way to settle this issue, huh?

Pork-off.

Date: 2009-06-17 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com
"It's on. You, me, and a grill."

2/2

Date: 2009-06-17 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosier-state.livejournal.com
[He's about to correct him, saying that a grilled tenderloin is just about blasphemy, but he decides to withhold that information and let him think grilled somehow tastes better than being breaded and panfried in oil.]

Yes. Tonight then?

Good luck, son.

Re: 2/2

Date: 2009-06-17 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com
"Yeah, tonight. We gonna have people test 'em out or what?" Jack smiles confidently, going over several different recipes in his head.

Date: 2009-06-17 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosier-state.livejournal.com
Of course.

[Despite his tough talk, This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A) is secretly playing in the back of his head. He's pretty sure he's lost already.]

Date: 2009-06-17 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com
"Alright," Jack says, cracking his knuckles and smiling contently.

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