I'm half-Jill

[hawkeyowa]

Finding himself bored again, Jack has done yet another meme to pass the time seeing as how all the work outside is done and it's just going to be a blazing inferno outside today. So what better to do than fill out random, mostly useless things that may or may not melt your brain! All while having a ferret sleep over one shoulder and wake up only to sneeze on you. Ah yes, what better life can there be?

Your Nonstopstates Life! by Cake
Your name
Favorite animal?
Your favorite food?
Won't this be fun~?	Oh yes~ ;DUmm.....???NO!Probably not, but I'm taking it anyways...Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?[Option for sane people goes here]
Username
Your best friend is	snowyalyeska
You get bullied by	badgerbadassus
You have a crush on	perpetua_gem
But you go out with ____ instead	metasequoia
Who hates you?	danielboonefvr
Who has a crush on you?	mistersippi
Who fails at education?	urba_aeterna
Eventually you fall madly in love with	sunflower_state
You two get married and have a lovely honeymoon in	Albany
But you avoid this capitol like the plague...	Santa Fe
You two settle down and have this many kids	7
But suddenly you are swept off your feet by	keystone_kidd
Who catches you cheating?	ihatethesooners
They tell your spouse and he/she	shrugs it off
You are kicked out and move in with	thefirststate
He/She-	Treats you like a god/goddess
You rebound and have a nice relationship with	coffee_octopus
How do you die?	The Axis powers come back!
Who will miss you the most?	mazama_wizard
Who doesn't show up to your funeral?	il_se_souvient
Who secretly planned your death this whole time?	arcansaw

Comments

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

[ooc Now I want a Quesadilla ^^]
Smiles.
Wha' ya workin' on there darlin'?

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

He looks up and grins with the ferret now sliding down his shoulder.
"Ah, nothin' in particular. I was just kinda bored."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

[ooc *cries* I don't even have Tortillas. Oh and Will really has no idea what he's got there. (He can only kinda read)]

He catches the ferret, stopping its slide.
Tha's a shame. So how's yer stay been so far?

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

" Ah, it's been fine. I guess Burch doesn't like me or whatever. And I'm kinda afraid to get anywhere near a cupcake."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He pets her gently, smiling.
Burch... he don't tend ta like many people really. Bu' he can be... kinda nice... when he wan's ta be.

An' ah can understand tha' cupcake thin'. Tha' wasn' fun at all.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

"I'unno. I think he actually hates me, which sucks 'cause I thought he was kinda cool. And I slept for like, half a day after the cupcake thing wore off. I am never trusting HQ to make food ever again, that's for sure. "

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He smiles down at Maddie.
Well hello Maddie, pleased ta meet ya.

He looks back up at Jack.
Tha's a shame... bu' yeah, he don' seem ta like me tha' much either. An' ya'll find tha'... i's rarely safe ta trust HQ.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Maddie in return greets him with a sneeze. Jack just laughs.

"I think she likes you. I don't let her out much 'cause she has a habit of stealing peoples' stuff. It's a ferret thing I guess. But yeah, I dunno what I can do to make him not hate me, if that's even possible."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He chuckles at the sneeze, scratching the back of her head.
Well tha's expected. An' ya know better don' ya darlin'. He directs this at the ferret.
Tha's... a hard one really. If ah knew ah'd tell ya. Mostly jus' try not ta get on 'is nerves... an' give 'em beer.


[ooc brb, lunch^^]

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Maddie just sniffs at his hand before scratching behind her ear. Jack smiles again.

"If I ever had to get revenge on someone, I'd just send her in their room or something. She likes taking things and then hiding them where no one can find them. I've lost two sets of car keys that way."

He then looks contemplative.

"Beer, huh? I think I have plenty of that."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He nods, still scratching at her.
th'as a good way a' gettin' revenge.

An' yeah... he likes beer, so far as ah can tell.

[sunflower-state.livejournal.com]

[She's blushing a bit after reading some of his results. She really needs to stop looking at other people's private things.]

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

"I just don't think she'll do it on command. Wonder if it's possible to train 'em? ."

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Jack spots her and tilts his head.
"You okay Miss Kaycee? You look a little flushed."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He chuckled.
Ah wouldn' know. Ain't ever had a ferret 'fore. Bu' most thin's can be, so ah guess it'd be worth a shot. Though ah ain't sure tha'd be a good use fer her... 'less ya wan' her comin' back dead.


[ooc XD nice.]

[tokyocityrose.livejournal.com]

He laughed loudly. "Aw! That's hilarious!" he exclaimed. "But... What's a... 'quweh-sah-dill-ah'?" he asked, pronouncing the word as it was written.

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

Jack looks scared and morose."
"Eh, ya got a point. I'll just use that on people with less...firearms."

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's kinda like a tortilla which is kinda like a flat bread. And ya put cheese or whatever in the middle and grill it. It's pretty good."

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He continues to pet the ferret soothingly.
Yeah... exactly. Not a good idea there.

[tokyocityrose.livejournal.com]

"That's... weird, but it sounds good," Hiroki replied, thoughtfully. "I wanna try one!"

(ooc: omg LOL xD)

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

She sniffs at him before crawling (ungracefully) onto his shoulder and perching there happily.

"Aw, Will, ya got a scarf now!"

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'll make ya one later on if ya want it."

[tokyocityrose.livejournal.com]

"I'm always in the mood for food!" the boy laughed. "Fast metabolism and all."

[hawkeyeiowa.livejournal.com]

"Okay then! Any preference in filling? You can put just about anything in 'em."

[tokyocityrose.livejournal.com]

"I'm not really picky when it comes to new foods; I'll just let you surprise me!"